A lot of people ask me... Johnny, why is it that when you're a ninja, you never wear all black. Doesn't that make you so much more detectable?
And I always tell them, friends... I'm just THAT good.
This is my staff, I pose in the first one, and in the second one, I'm just about to wake an unsuspecting, sleeping victim.
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