Anybody who's anybody knows that the ninja style of flipping out and chopping off heads is based in a Japanese style of ninjitsu. It operates on the basic principle that it is best to eliminate your opponent by flipping out, chopping off heads, and hopefully ending with crap in someone's pants.
Now comes the confession...
I AM STUDYING A CHINESE STYLE OF FIGHTING!!!
I have tried to keep it secret for some time, by constantly mentioning the words "Kung Fu" and "shaolin" only twenty times a day, but it seems like I cannot keep the facade up anymore.
I'm sorry, but I'm not really a ninja. I just play one on tv.